Exotic African ways to die

 I got this idea from my sister who hooked me up hilarious OIN (Only In Nigeria) happenings. Then, one day I felt pretty jobless, I thought up some more and added to hers. 

Here, enjoy...

Exotic African ways to prompt your own death or arse-whooping ...as the case maybe.

Daddy, I'm gay and proud { o_O }

Answer “ooooooh, What???” when your parents call you. {a*se-whooping}

Announce your financial success in your village. { v(*_*)^ }

Hi, I’m Kony. { <(‘ -‘)> }

Address an elder without ‘aunty or uncle’ prefix. { o_O }

Say “hi” instead of “good morning Sir” to my dad. { (>_<) }

Be a strict vegetarian. { O.O }

Bash a vehicle in a military convoy. { (>_<) }

Scream “I hate you dad” and slam the bedroom door. {R.I.P}

3 Northerners walk into a church carrying a GMG. {++dead++}

Being a Akwa-Ibom maid and refusing to go to church. {tongue out}

Hi daddy, meet my boyfriend. { o_O }

Forgetting to greet an elder. {a*se-whooping}

Father: “do I look stupid”? Son: “yes ”. {major a*se whooping + no school fees}

Telling your mom to stop shouting when she’s raving mad. { (>_<) }

Daddy, I think I'm pregnant. { (._.) }

Not stopping to allow a military convoy pass through. { ++dead++}

Kony :“watsup man?meet me in the corner”. { @(*_*)@ }

 Collecting things with your left hand from a Yoruba man. { O.O }

I want to be a teacher when I grow up. { (._.) }

Getting a call from 09141 { lol to those that get this joke }.

Preparing yam on Sunday afternoon. { dry (._.) }

Responding to a mail which requires your account detail. { o_O }

Dating more than one calabar girl at once. {zZzzZZzzZZ}

STFU daddy. { (>_<) }

Waiting for foodstamp. { o_O }

Climbing to the 15th floor and threatening to jump. { ++dead++}

Papa Emeka, “doctor say na triplet I carry o”. { (._.) }

Giving your parent s the “talk to the hand sign”. { (-_-) }

Voluntarily walk into a police station. { (~o.O) }

This is strictly for people with a sense of humour (tongue out). If you have any more to add, drop it as a comment then.

Until I think up something fun...


...tuddles