How many frogs does one have to kiss?

Like seriously!!!

How many frogs are required?
Some frogs are just horrible frogs. Just horrible!


No wonder some cultures don't eat frog. Eat frog, you die!

Chronicles of Gianna. (1)

I own a Porsche Carrera GTS, Rolls Royce Phantom, an Infiniti EX37  which I'm trading in for a QX70 next month. I consult for an oil servicing company in addition to two solid jobs I do by the side. I also have two booming clothing outfits.
 Vacations twice a year in any country of my flicker mood. I'm waited upon by four helps at my residence.


My name is Gianna ... of course I was not born a Gianna.

CAFFVODKA

Hello world.

I'm writing in the middle of the night abi is it wee hours of the a.m.? I think it's wee hours. Oh well, wareva it is, normal people are asleep. Buh I caaaaannnnnnnnoootttt sleeppppp. *sob sob* .

Someone remind me not to mix my caffeine with spirits.

Before my next Birthday.

Hello people!!! Guess what? I'm baaaacck ;).
 I know I've been as persistent and reliable as a dude who grew up with no shoes.
I'll try to sit up with this blogging ish. Blame it on blogger's block. ___

PUZZLING!

Two friends and I were conversing and a puzzler came up. We thought and thought and reasoned and reasoned and mused and mused and then, we gave up and decided to ask married people...

                                              

WHERE DO WEDDING GOWNS GO AFTER THE D-DAY?

We ladies love to look good and we almost sacrifice everything for the sake of vanity.
P/S: I'm not calling wedding gowns vanity but...

What a weekend!!! Memoirs of the single life.

I am not going to start from the very top. I’d rather go to the middle and take it through to the end.


I met a psychopath today!
This dude had been on my case for like forever. Calling me, texting me, pinging, whatsapp, skype, you name it. I wasn’t interested and so, more often than not, I ignored the 24/7 harassment. I picked the calls whenever I felt like it. I hardly called back because the calls were monotonous and rather rehearsed. (Yeah I have sensitive ears).

                                                                

Anyways, that an intro to the main gist.