Someone lied

Incoming rant...... be warned.

Caution: what you are about to read is not pointing fingers at my parents nor is it pointing at my teachers nor extended family members. Any such views perceived Or otherwise fathomed is as a result of your ever active over-zealous mind.

Please proceed... or not...if you fall into any of the above group enlisted in above paragraph.

Now brothers and sisters, turn with me to the book of lamentations. Are you there somebody?

                                                            Someone lied.

Somewhere along my path, someone lied.

Pooing with pride intact! ...an art.

I know I should start off by apologising or attempting to apologise for my yeyeness. It's been like 2 seconds right? Yeahhhh, I know.
 Well, sorry somehow sha cos I'm as lazy as fart. I would love to say I've been  busy but that's a lie from the pit of hell. You see, I spend 24hours doing nothing but thinking of various ways to take over the world. It usually just ends with me sleeping off and starting all over again.   


I'll shut up now and get to the meat of the matter.

 Today is going to be a lecture geared for the ladies. Just like when we discussed how to get your actual brassiere size correctly (HERE). So, once more, feel free to bookmark. Please note that this is not a joke.   How To Poo With Dignity At An Acquaintances/le boo's/in law's.   The 1st rule to this starts with asking yourself the cardinal question... DO I UTTERLY AND IRREVOCABLY HAVE TO GO?